Deny My Credit Card Application, Will You?

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I think the message is clear. I didn't feel like drawing anything. That and my computer decided it'd be fun to piss me off last night.

Send me candy.

This Is No Time For Should Haves

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I really hope I am not getting people to watch this stupid show by having this long running story arch featuring it. I assure you my comic is much funnier, and the show is a waste of the talents of Howie Mandel. Poor Howie.

Some of my friends are throwing a Heroes and Villians party. Can you guess what I am going as?I made those gloves out of white costume cloth gloves, stage hair, blue and purple hair color spray, and some cut and scraped press-on nails. I need a full time creative outlet, don't I?

You know, Howie Mandel's life ain't so bad

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I can barely draw one attractive girl. How do you expect me to draw 26 of them? With brief cases. COME ON!

Sorry about the whole MIA thing last week, but I totally have excuses. First excuse, new external hard drive to which I dumped all my music for my second excuse; which is my new 80GB video iPod!!! Joy-gasm!!!(don't kill me for quoting "Batman Forever") But yeah, my third excuse is that when I transfered all my music to the external drive, I then lost all my iTunes lists. I keep my music extremely organized and I love the options of the categories you can create with the lists, and when you have close to 3,500 songs, it takes a while to get back to where you were with your collection. So that's what was up.

But I am back, and I hope you like this strip and think it's funny. I am getting a lot of feed back from people on the evolution of the strip. Of course, I am getting this feed back everywhere but in my comments section of this comic.

So I will see you all on Friday!

At Work Edit:

Look to the right of your screen. No, not off the screen, but the rights side of it...the right side of the monitor...display on your monitor...which contains this comic. Look at the links section. Notice anything new? It's my C-M University facebook group! So if you are a member of facebook, and want to join my group, do so, and we will all be awesome! This just puts me one step closer to registering C-M U as a real school!

"So you gonna go?"
"No way Jose-bot!"

Or at least makes a sequel to "Little Monsters"

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What? Too easy a target? Perhaps I should have gone after Regis...again?

NO DEAL!

It's such an easy target for satire and parody

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Hey look, an actual strip. And no color. HOORAY for last minute stip creations and hastily drawn pictures.

So, did you expect Deal or No Deal? Well did you? I bet you didn't. Tune in to find out who will go home with the one million dollars.

Also, I hope you realize I am using Deal or No Deal to emphasize how much I hate Deal or No Deal. Just checking.

Make up my mind to make a new start, Goin to California with an achining in my heart

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Ok, well I am still not telling. You'll find out next week when "the Road Trip" continues.

I would comment more, but I am kind of bothered by the fact that my roommate just knocked my mirror off my door. He appologised, and didn't know the mirror was there, and he is also very drunk, and I totally forgive him, but it's just not something I want to have to deal with. He is going to fix it for me tomorrow because it is a pain in the ass to get up there.

You Need Coolin', Baby I Ain't Foolin'

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Well here it is, Tuesday....Ok fine, it's Wednesday...in the afternoon...making me over a day late with this post. Well you read this for free, so you have no right to complain. I however have a right to beg you to keep reading. You can blame the lateness on me being Jewish and also lazy, because this past weekend i was too busy doing nothing, and then Monday I was too busy fasting. Sure I was going to work on the art on Monday, but the only thing that came out was Link devouring a giant sandwich, which would have nothing to do with Colorado. Now that i think of it, that is pretty funny. But yeah, then I broke fast too hard and too fast, and got sick, so Tuesday I started drawing, but couldn't finish. I wanted to do something funnier, but alas, this is what I got.

The handwriting is courtesy of my left hand. I have to hand it to you lefties, what you guys do is tough. Normally with my right hand I can draw and write no problem, but with my left hand, it was a complete struggle, but gave me the desired effect of a cro-magnon man trying to write in modern english print. If you can't read the letter, it reads:

"Hello Josh

I am cold.

I don't like the hi mooving

chairs. Skiing is fun.

I can not wait

for the pretty

things.

Link"

Pretty things? That must be a clue as to where they are going? But where could they possibly be going? Have you guessed it yet? Friday might be a reveal...but then it might not. It is up to you to keep reading, and guessing. Also, interesting how Link can't use the correct version of "high" and can't spell "moving", but has no problem spelling "pretty". I couldn't spell pretty right until some time in my early 20's, and he just learned the language. It's not fair.

It is also oddly strange that I am jealous of a ficitional character, which I created.

Edit:

Well after I posted this, I found out that Blogger made all of these updates to their site, so I now I have a one strip per page layout, where you can flip back through strips. All you have to do is click the text that says "Older Posts", and keep doing that to go backwards. To go forwards, click "Newer Posts". However, i still do not have a function to jump you all the way forward or all the way back, so to go to the beginning, you still have to click the link in the archive, but you can then easily thumb through the rest via the "Newer Posts" button. Pretty soon I will be creating some backdated posts which will become fan art and information pages. If you are interested in being in the fan art page, submit me some fan art.