Cro-Magnon University: 10/2008

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Like the Stain On Your Mattress, I Keep Popping Up

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Hey Folks, I know you miss me more than anything, but I figured since i actually drew something, you should at least get to see it. Apparently someone found me funny enough to recruit me in an improv troupe. So if you happen to be in the New York City area on Saturday, November 8th, from 8-10pm, will have $15 dollars to spend, and would like to see some funny stuff, then come on down to the Zipper Factory on West 37th Street (between 8th and 9th Avenues) to see our group. If you haven't figured out our name yet, it's Faux Show. We're awesome.

The Story of C-M University

The story of C-M University is one you have heard all too often. One day back in the late early 70's a group of men were trying to build a new college out in Central New York. They had yet to find a name, so at the ground-breaking ceremony, they used "University Name Unavailable" or "UNU" for short. When excavation began, a work crew stumbled upon a portal to a yet undetermined place. The founders felt it best to let whatever was in the portal come out, rather then going in to find out, because they'd have the "upper hand" on home turf. Their questions were soon answered when Cro-Magnon Men (and eventually one woman) started to come through the portal. Since the school was still under construction, and they only ordered one box of stationary, they felt safe renaming the school after it's brilliant discovery "Cro-Magnon University"! There was still just one problem. What was to be done with all these Cro-Magnon pre-humans? The answer was simple. Admit them as students, and thus hold exclusive rights over everything that comes out of and/or goes into the portal.