Cro-Magnon University: 04/04/2006

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Welcome Students!

Welcome Students! To give you a better idea of where you can plan on going with this school. Here is a clip from the interview with our dean and founder, from the news program

LATELINE:

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The Story of C-M University

The story of C-M University is one you have heard all too often. One day back in the late early 70's a group of men were trying to build a new college out in Central New York. They had yet to find a name, so at the ground-breaking ceremony, they used "University Name Unavailable" or "UNU" for short. When excavation began, a work crew stumbled upon a portal to a yet undetermined place. The founders felt it best to let whatever was in the portal come out, rather then going in to find out, because they'd have the "upper hand" on home turf. Their questions were soon answered when Cro-Magnon Men (and eventually one woman) started to come through the portal. Since the school was still under construction, and they only ordered one box of stationary, they felt safe renaming the school after it's brilliant discovery "Cro-Magnon University"! There was still just one problem. What was to be done with all these Cro-Magnon pre-humans? The answer was simple. Admit them as students, and thus hold exclusive rights over everything that comes out of and/or goes into the portal.