It's Like Futurama in Reverse

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Does this make sense? It did when I planned it. I couldn't really figure out what a good Abe Lincoln punchline would be. I just thought it was so funny that the Cro-Mags would be put in charge of putting together their own play about something that happened in our past, but their chronological future and only current past. I also like the construction paper hats and "indian" bandanas. Also using the word indian. Remember when we said that in school Thanksgiving plays and songs.

Also remember "Addams Family Values"? That movie was hella funny.

I will be gone Friday and next Tuesday for the holiday. Friday is my little sister Blair's birthday. If you know her, say happy birthday to her. If you don't know her, that could be creepy. I forgot to send a card.

Got it, we'll rob a train.

From the Belly of the Honesty Monster

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I know I am not the only one who feels this way. I've asked around.

How freakin awesome was Heroes and Studio 60? Oh man, what great shows. So good they make me not look forward to winter and summer hiatuses...hiatusi...hiatusim?

What kind of person says "yummo"?

That's What She Said

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Dreams are cop-outs. Reality sum ups are cop-outs. I managed to do both AND get a cro-mag behind the wheel of a car. I am awesome.

Sorry, nothing else on my mind right now other then wanting to go to bed AND that new Spider-man 3 trailer! I did not know I was going to be seeing it before the re-run of wednesday nights South Park, and boy was I pleasently suprised! I can't wait to see this movie. Of course we STILL don't get to see Venom, just Spider-Man in the pre-venom evil black costume, which looks hot in a closeted homo-sexual kind of way.

This Batch Was REALLY Good Stuff

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I didn't know how I was going to do this. The original idea was to use a ertain pill, but then I thought, fungus is funnier.

I also miss "Bobby's World", that show was awesome.

I gotta hurry up with this story line. I am getting so tired of watching this show as research.

Christmas Tree, the Number Between Frog and 22

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Oh Link, you crazy crazy pre-man.

I know, it's an old joke, but it's still funny. I don't care what you think. Even though I do, because if you don't like it you'd stop reading. Wait, I mean, you can't stop reading. If you stop reading this strip every week the strip will explode! It's like speed except less "Reevesy".

South Park is funny. So is Freakshow.

Deny My Credit Card Application, Will You?

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I think the message is clear. I didn't feel like drawing anything. That and my computer decided it'd be fun to piss me off last night.

Send me candy.

This Is No Time For Should Haves

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I really hope I am not getting people to watch this stupid show by having this long running story arch featuring it. I assure you my comic is much funnier, and the show is a waste of the talents of Howie Mandel. Poor Howie.

Some of my friends are throwing a Heroes and Villians party. Can you guess what I am going as?I made those gloves out of white costume cloth gloves, stage hair, blue and purple hair color spray, and some cut and scraped press-on nails. I need a full time creative outlet, don't I?

You know, Howie Mandel's life ain't so bad

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I can barely draw one attractive girl. How do you expect me to draw 26 of them? With brief cases. COME ON!

Sorry about the whole MIA thing last week, but I totally have excuses. First excuse, new external hard drive to which I dumped all my music for my second excuse; which is my new 80GB video iPod!!! Joy-gasm!!!(don't kill me for quoting "Batman Forever") But yeah, my third excuse is that when I transfered all my music to the external drive, I then lost all my iTunes lists. I keep my music extremely organized and I love the options of the categories you can create with the lists, and when you have close to 3,500 songs, it takes a while to get back to where you were with your collection. So that's what was up.

But I am back, and I hope you like this strip and think it's funny. I am getting a lot of feed back from people on the evolution of the strip. Of course, I am getting this feed back everywhere but in my comments section of this comic.

So I will see you all on Friday!

At Work Edit:

Look to the right of your screen. No, not off the screen, but the rights side of it...the right side of the monitor...display on your monitor...which contains this comic. Look at the links section. Notice anything new? It's my C-M University facebook group! So if you are a member of facebook, and want to join my group, do so, and we will all be awesome! This just puts me one step closer to registering C-M U as a real school!

"So you gonna go?"
"No way Jose-bot!"

Or at least makes a sequel to "Little Monsters"

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What? Too easy a target? Perhaps I should have gone after Regis...again?

NO DEAL!

It's such an easy target for satire and parody

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Hey look, an actual strip. And no color. HOORAY for last minute stip creations and hastily drawn pictures.

So, did you expect Deal or No Deal? Well did you? I bet you didn't. Tune in to find out who will go home with the one million dollars.

Also, I hope you realize I am using Deal or No Deal to emphasize how much I hate Deal or No Deal. Just checking.

Make up my mind to make a new start, Goin to California with an achining in my heart

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Ok, well I am still not telling. You'll find out next week when "the Road Trip" continues.

I would comment more, but I am kind of bothered by the fact that my roommate just knocked my mirror off my door. He appologised, and didn't know the mirror was there, and he is also very drunk, and I totally forgive him, but it's just not something I want to have to deal with. He is going to fix it for me tomorrow because it is a pain in the ass to get up there.

You Need Coolin', Baby I Ain't Foolin'

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Well here it is, Tuesday....Ok fine, it's Wednesday...in the afternoon...making me over a day late with this post. Well you read this for free, so you have no right to complain. I however have a right to beg you to keep reading. You can blame the lateness on me being Jewish and also lazy, because this past weekend i was too busy doing nothing, and then Monday I was too busy fasting. Sure I was going to work on the art on Monday, but the only thing that came out was Link devouring a giant sandwich, which would have nothing to do with Colorado. Now that i think of it, that is pretty funny. But yeah, then I broke fast too hard and too fast, and got sick, so Tuesday I started drawing, but couldn't finish. I wanted to do something funnier, but alas, this is what I got.

The handwriting is courtesy of my left hand. I have to hand it to you lefties, what you guys do is tough. Normally with my right hand I can draw and write no problem, but with my left hand, it was a complete struggle, but gave me the desired effect of a cro-magnon man trying to write in modern english print. If you can't read the letter, it reads:

"Hello Josh

I am cold.

I don't like the hi mooving

chairs. Skiing is fun.

I can not wait

for the pretty

things.

Link"

Pretty things? That must be a clue as to where they are going? But where could they possibly be going? Have you guessed it yet? Friday might be a reveal...but then it might not. It is up to you to keep reading, and guessing. Also, interesting how Link can't use the correct version of "high" and can't spell "moving", but has no problem spelling "pretty". I couldn't spell pretty right until some time in my early 20's, and he just learned the language. It's not fair.

It is also oddly strange that I am jealous of a ficitional character, which I created.

Edit:

Well after I posted this, I found out that Blogger made all of these updates to their site, so I now I have a one strip per page layout, where you can flip back through strips. All you have to do is click the text that says "Older Posts", and keep doing that to go backwards. To go forwards, click "Newer Posts". However, i still do not have a function to jump you all the way forward or all the way back, so to go to the beginning, you still have to click the link in the archive, but you can then easily thumb through the rest via the "Newer Posts" button. Pretty soon I will be creating some backdated posts which will become fan art and information pages. If you are interested in being in the fan art page, submit me some fan art.

Fly by Night, Away From Here, Change My Life Again

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Well here we are, the second stop on the trip, but obviously not the last.

I am actually rather proud of this strip's art work. I never thought I could do such a close rendering of Mt. Rushmore (not I said close, not exact or perfect, just close). Roosevelt does look like commissioner Gordon from the Batman cartoon though, totally coinsidental, not purposely. The female handwriting is thanks to Karen Sassoon, an agent who works in my office. Not only is she a real estate agent, but she is also smoking hot and from Rockland County (New York, my home county), making her a triple threat, and a triple treat to work with. This is also the first strip I completely started and finished at work. Don't tell my boss.

We're on a Highway to (Blank)

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Well here we are on the road. Is Aspen the final destination, or just another stop on the road. Who knows? Only I...and Brittany, Link and Wah Wah.

Ok, totally off the subject of anything having to do with this except for the comic aspect, but did anyone else watch Heroes last night? Oh man, with that show with Studio 60 immediately following, I now LOVE Monday nights (except for the last minute web comic work, ofcourse). HOORAY FOR DVR SYSTEMS!!

Road Trips Can Be Such Hell

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I don't know if this strip is funny or not. I guess if you have ever been forced to drive a road trip to a desination you do not know, I am sure it can be pretty annoying. I wouldn't know.

The "filler" strips of thi story are going to be fun. You'll like them.

And then you will laugh when you see where they actually are going.

And a Happy New Year to all my Jewish Friends and Family.

They're On A Road To Nowhere

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Oh you have no idea where I am going with this, do you? Well I will tell you this much, I came up for this story Monday night, while watching TV. Know it yet?

I think the two posters would be a funny thing to sell to people. I'd buy them from me.

Also, I need someone who knows how to just build me a webpage. I have my web address sitting unused for the past few months, and I just need a page to go with it. Anyone up for the challenge, or able to do it?

Much love! (did I just type that?)

Da-Da-Da-Da-Doctor Bill and the Jets

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I kinda like this new look for Dr. Bill. I know I would remember who the hell the dean at MY college was if he walked around dressed like Elton John, and had his office painted like a set piece from "Flashdance".

It's good to be back, isn't it? Are any of you still out there? I have no "real" way of knowing unless you comment to me. What would you like to see happen this semester? You could answer anything, and it would be new here, because nothing really happened here yet.

My Web Comic's Back, and It's Better Then Ever (Well, not really that much better)

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Hey look! A new comic!


Well sort of.


Well I hope I didn't lose all of you while I was away. I am going to try and keep this thing going like I did before, with updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but I might be dropping that back. I am actually disapointed the way this drawing came out. I don't even look like myself. I don't know what happened to my drawing abilities. Maybe it is because I am missing the tips of my fingers on my right hand (not in real life, but apparently, that's how I drew them). Do you even get what is happening with Bobby and Tiny?


Keep Reading, and I will see you next week!

All the Monkeys, Now In One Post

For those of you wondering, these are the series of monkeys I drew over the summer, in lew of drawing comics...or doing work for that matter. The first six monkeys are my "Emo-Monkeys" (the "emo" stands for emotional, not having anything to do with "emo-music", which sucks ass). Called Emo-Monkeys because each monkey expresses an emotion. The six after that are "Do-Monkeys", because, you see, they are doing things. Simple huh.

It Says "Fast Results: The Caveman Workout"

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Ok, here it is, another one in under the wire.

I am finally seeing Superman tomorrow.

Mission Hill is still funny.

Next Day Edit:

I have got to stop getting to these things so damned late. It's seriously effecting dialogue quality. So sorry if you have failed to laugh this week; at least at my comic. If you failed to laugh elsewhere, maybe it is you who has the problem, and not I. I had fun thinking of the signage for the gym. Originally I was going to have sign up tables in the background, but opted for the "less time consuming" posters. Obviously starting out with two basic, and not as funny as they could be "real" posters, then moving into the sarcastic, and then the personal joke, finally followed by the set up for the next strip. And then maybe one strip more after that, depending on what I can "fit" into the next one, and the lest one will hopefully segway into a NEW ARCH!

Also, because you can't read it, thanks to Tiny's fat head and upper body, the following sign says "Ballet: It's NOT Totally Gay."

Saturday Edit:

There will be no updates next week (Tuesday OR Friday). I have decided to take a week off, mostly because I will be away through Tuesday Evening, I have no strip even penciled yet, and I could really use the time off. You can read about it more in my livejournal.

I will be back the week after, hopefully.

It's probably somewhere with your self respect

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Ok, another late posting, and I am up WAY later then I wanted to be tonight. I guess it was worth it though.

Ok, I need to be in bed and sleeping.

Next Morning Edit:

This is a perfect example of why you should not write dialouge when it is way past your bedtime. Sorry if the diaolgue makes no sence. The purpose of the strip is the visual joke, and hopefully you get the visual joke even though the word bubbles are actually abstructing it a bit. I also put in the arrows, for my readers who are not typically "comic readers" and don't know the proper order of reading them. Plus the arrows gave me an excuse to add color to an otherwise color lacking strip. I hope one day I give myself enough time to edit a strip where I can color the entire thing, and perhaps make some detailed background work, for "special comics".

I hope the quality of this strip in no way affects your judgement of future strips.

Nothing, Mr. Simmons

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Now this is what I call a last minute strip. I started penciling it at work on Monday, and really didn't get past the second pannel until I got home from work on Thursday afternoon. Problem was I knew how I wanted it to start, and end, but I wasn' sure how I wanted to go about the middle bit. And I am so freaking tired today, and have been pretty much the entire week, that I don't even know if any of this strip makes sense. If it does, gat. If it's funny, even better. I finished editing the minute before posting.

Well today I am going to be seeing Conan, and then going right from the taping to the Yankee game. A fun NY day for sure. Maybe I'll find time this weekend to work on more strips. I might be taking an unscheduled hiatus. I'll let you know.

I think it was something about the economy

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Ok folks. Not much to say on this one. The art work looks a little rushed, but only because I was all "Coffee Jittery" when I was inking the outlines. Damn coffee.

Everyone has a friend like Bobby, stoner or not. It amuses me. To some people, I am that friend. Am I right, or am I right?

Ok, that's about it for me. Stay tuned, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.

I do, stop complainning

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Well, welcome to the begining of my first story arch. YAY! Progression is fun.

I was thinking of ending this one with Link running from the picture of the rain, but that would involve more cells, and frankly, I am far too lazy for that.

I am back on track, sort of. I am still drawing the next strip for tuesday, but I figure I can have it done and the next strip after that started by Monday.

So what do you guys think with the comic back on track. I would like to hear your comments, especially if you are a new reader.

They Also Think About Really Cool Web Comic Ideas

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In case you missed it, the joke is stoned people only think about Monkeys and Robots (besides the previously mentioned other things they think about).

So what do you think about the new mascot? I like it. I can have some fun with this one. Notice I am back to the old format of minimal color. I am planning on staying that way. It's just a million times easier, and I feel like all the characters look different enouhg that I can get away with it. I am actually quite proud of this strip. IN my opinion, it's one of my best yet. I am also happy to be back to strips, although I am already behind in getting them updated.

You may also notice that I have changed the layout of the page all together. In lew of having good navigation, you can scroll down to read the previous posts, as apposed to click on the dates. I also added a few other comics to the side bar; one of note, Joe and Monkey. It's quite obsurd, and the author must be a stoner, because all he talks about are Monkey's and Robots (and sometimes ducks). It is very funny though. Had me laughing all through the office.

Group Picture - Faculty

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Question: What has two thumbs, and forgot to update on time?

Answer: This Guy! (point's to self with thumbs in a baggy that were cut off from some other guy)

So here is the staff, well the ones I introduced you to anyway, in all their "staffy" glory. The text on the books is kind of hard to read regretibly, because the books that Professor Bobberton has to read are quite characteristically humorous. I also just like the dress of the staff, it's very fun, and I am pretty sure every one of us at one time or another has had a teacher dressed as one, if not all, of the teachers pictured.

Also, if you notice, the grass is astroturf, at least it is supposed to be. And watch out for Professor Anonymousshadow. He's got that fist of rage goin on.

Ok, actual strip on tuesday. And it's a duzey.

Group Picture - Students

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It's evil I tells ya. EVIL! Happy apocalypse day everyone! Is anyone going to see The Omen remake? I might. I have to give someone a call to see if they want to. If only I was ready with a topical strip, and not some kind of "street scene" with the "students" of "C-M University".

I am quite proud of this piece. I think it is a fun capturing of peoples personalities, and also allows all the student characters to be seen at one moment. I wanted to get the professors in there too, but it would have been too much going on. So the professors will have their own like this on Friday.

As far as the contest, it is over, on the grounds that I have no entries, but that is ok, I picked one out from my own brain, and then resulting strip will hopefully be quite humorous. I think people will like the mascot I have chosen as well. If not, maybe if this thing picks up more momentum, I'll have another contest. I am also working on definitely moving to an actual web server, and not just this blogger garbage. I already have the domain name secured, now all I have to do is build the site, and find the time to do so. Thankfully I have a small plethora of strips to work with while trying to build.

Ok, well that's all for me. Feel free to leave comments, especially if you have now useless ideas for a mascot.

Find Your Way Around Campus

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Well here is it, a simplistic map of campus. I might not know where Auschwitz is (even though I do, read comments on last post for explanation), but at least I can make nifty campus maps. There are a lot of sidewalks at this school. Once again, I am going to file this under "Lazy last minute update". Sorry to anyone who wants more. Hopefully you like the names of my buildings.

Ok, hope everyone has a good weekend. See you all on Tuesday.

Meet the Staff

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Ok, well this one I was so not into doing. I hope you all find it funny.

This i my first strip finished AND posted while living in Astoria. Hopefully I will find time this week to finish Friday's post. And then hopefully I will find some time to update some real posts and get back into comic making, and not this time wasting B-S.